Subject: "Aw shucks Larry, I'm not a prophet, but I play one on TV two times a year from my Great & Spacious building. Uh-huh, I'm sustained as such, but I'm not a prophet Larry...
Date: Jul 01 02:44
Author:anon-forever&ever; amen&amen
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...you know how those Mormons are Larry, they'll believe anything I tell 'em."

I mean come on here folks. Isn't that essentially what GBH was telling Larry King on National TV some time ago? Had a "biblical prophet of old" been on Larry King with the opportunity of a microphone stuck in his face and millions of viewers, same "prophet" would have called the world to repentance. But what does GBH do? He dodges and dissembles and tries to change the subject.

I mean what a gig. Where do I get a gig like GBH. All expenses paid round-trip tickets two times a year to the great and spacious building, say a few words, tell women they can only wear ONE earring, tell the men and boys that tattoos belong on "Fantasy Island" and NOT on your bodies, wave at the believers, muster a smile for some photo opps, shake a few hands. Lifetime Geritol drip, "living" expenses, chauffeured-limo services, security, condo, medical, food, drink, clothes, etc., etc., etc.

"Prophet" Job Requirements: Congenital liar, gutless, heartless, compassionless.

Integrity & Honsety: None required; zip, zero, nada, nothing, zilch, Zelph.

Previous Work History: Kiss-ass-yes-man. The ability to out LIE and outlive the oldest geezers in your little boys club at the top of the Pyramid.

Where oh where do I get a gig like this???

Well you see folks, I never will. Because unlike the leaders at the top of the dung heap of Mormonism, I unfortunately was born with the greatest of handicaps and disadvantages ever to befall a member of the Mormon Church; namely integrity, honesty and a conscience.

And for that folks I thank my lucky stars, every morning as I awake and every evening as I lay me down that Mormonism is in my rear view mirror.

Anon-forever&ever; amen&amen,

OUT!

Subject: I'm not sure we teach that!
Date: Jul 01 04:21
Author:Anonymous
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Subject: Pulling the wool over someones eyes
Date: Jul 01 07:49
Author:Hornfan
Mail Address:phanson@hot.rr.com

Your post is well put. The "Living Prophet" even compounded his lack of intergrity by telling the General Conference to not worry about his comments on national television. He knew the truth but was not going to let Larry King know he knew it! Is this called dodging the bullet or just flat out lying which seems so easy to do for GBH. Surely, the prophet would not revert to such chicanery. Heaven forbid.

Subject: Shhhhhhh...Don't ask, don't tell...please let it be just our little secret OK? n/t
Date: Jul 01 13:29
Author:GordonB.KingHinckley
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